Hoping for a roadtrip...

Hello, it would appear that you, fortunate or unfortunate as you may be have stumbled upon my blog, now first i must begin our greetings with a warning. This is just my mind in a condensed technological somewhat more organised form, therefore it will not make sense, it will contain random threads that you will not understand and avenues we best leave unexplored. There, not much more to it than that, so, grab a map at the entrance and leave me a message if you have any enquiries. 'Til then Adios.

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my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”

(via gothpornstar)

I’ve cleaned my room the kitchen. Walked the dog twice. Read a book. I don’t know what more I can do today to take my mind off how much I miss you.

It’s been 3 days and I already don’t know what to do with myself.


Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

(via penis-hilton)


Me: Wanna watch a film?
Girlfriend: Yeah sure I don’t mind what we watch. *spends all whole of the film on her phone*

I’m sorry I’m a dick sometimes I don’t mean to be..
I was watching it, promise.
I just got a bit caught up :(
I’m shit. Sorry.